So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. Votes: 12
America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million. Votes: 11
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. Votes: 10
There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt. Votes: 0