It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you. Votes: 13
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. Votes: 12
Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined. Votes: 9
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. Votes: 7
The news of any politician's death should be listed under 'Public Improvements.' Votes: 6
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet. Votes: 6
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone. Votes: 5
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does. Votes: 4
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins. Votes: 3
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. Votes: 3
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own. Votes: 3
The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York Votes: 3
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements. Votes: 3
Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined. Votes: 3
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel. Votes: 3
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before. Votes: 2
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial. Votes: 2
A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable. Votes: 2
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm. Votes: 0
Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow. Votes: 0
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately. Votes: 0