Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. Votes: 19
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. Votes: 8
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell Votes: 5
When I don't have a good time, it's usually because there's a stiffness that stifles creativity. Votes: 2
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is. Votes: 0
First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on. Votes: 0
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms. Votes: 0
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style. Votes: 0