College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.