I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Votes: 17
Imagine a future where we won't be living in the past. I'd be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula. Votes: 9
There's 7 billion 46 million people on the planet and most of us have the audacity to think we matter. Votes: 6
Because there are 7 billion 47 million people on the planet And I have the audacity to think I matter I know it's a lie but I prefer it to the alternative Votes: 5
There's 7 billion, 46 million people on the planet Votes: 5
Don't fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that's not where dreams get accomplished. Votes: 4
My heart is a colored pencil but my brain is an eraser Votes: 2
We're every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls. My mother is an 8 year old girl. My grandson is a 74 year old retiree whose kidneys just failed. And that's the glue between me and you. That's the screws and nails. We live in a house made of each other and if that sounds strange that's because it is. Votes: 2
I can't tell if I'm a good person or I'm faking really well Votes: 0
I don't believe in Hell, but I believe in my parents' couch. Votes: 0
Only one girl has ever really wrapped my stomach into pretzels. She didn't give me butterflies. She gave me pterodactyls I'm talking terrible internal bruising and the first time I kissed her was like the first time I saw fireworks, which was like the sky first kissing me in the eyeballs Votes: 0
You might think that you're ruined. You might think you're defeated. If you love what you're doing you've already succeeded. Votes: 0