Instrument flying is an unnatural act probably punishable by God. Votes: 3
When asked by someone how much money flying takes: Why, all of it! Votes: 3
There were two dawns that morning. One the orderly sunrise of God, followed by man's fireball at the base of that rocket. Votes: 3
In response to how he checked the weather, "I just whip out my blue card with a hole in it and read what it says: 'When color of card matches color of sky, FLY!'" Votes: 0
My first wife didn't like to fly, either. Votes: 0