Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness. Votes: 10
I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests. Votes: 9
The best things in life are . . . Annoying. Votes: 7
Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up. Votes: 6
I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy. Votes: 6
I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February. Votes: 6
I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second. Votes: 4
[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible. Votes: 3
I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots. Votes: 3
It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it. Votes: 3
Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal. Votes: 3
I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst. Votes: 2
I had peanut butter once. It was awful. Votes: 0
I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring." Votes: 0
I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible. Votes: 0
I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting. Votes: 0
I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real. Votes: 0
I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice. Votes: 0