I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side. Votes: 11
I had a soft-spot in my heart for Ronald Reagan, if only because he was a sportswriter in his youth. Votes: 10
The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it. Votes: 0
Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism. Votes: 0
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up. Votes: 0
All energy flows according to the whims of the great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him. Votes: 0
Good people drink good beer. Votes: 0
A word to the wise is infuriating. Votes: 0
It was one of those fine little love stories that can make you smile in your sleep at night. Votes: 0
Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser. Votes: 0
I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me Votes: 0
Buy the ticket, take the ride. Votes: 0
I believe the Republicans have never thought that democracy was anything but a tribal myth. Votes: 0
In my heart, I am always a Raider. Votes: 0
God's mercy on you degenerate swine. Votes: 0
Don't judge your taco by its price Votes: 0
I don't think that my kind of journalism has ever been universally popular. It's lonely out here. Votes: 0
Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend. Votes: 0
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge. Votes: 0
I've already become a mastodon in print - I don't see a consciousness for my kind of journalism. Votes: 0
Without gambling, I would not exist. Votes: 0
...the crazy never die. Votes: 0
All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name. Remembered line from a long- forgotten poem Votes: 0
and the sad notes floated out to the patio and hung in the trees like birds too tired to fly Votes: 0
Bill Clinton does not inhale marijuana, right? You bet. Like I chew on LSD but I don't swallow it.' Votes: 0
Crack is ruining the drug culture. Votes: 0
Familiarity seems to breed contempt Votes: 0
Given my calling I had to stumble across people who felt the same way. I was a young reporter. Votes: 0
Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy! Votes: 0
I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that my instincts were right. Votes: 0
I was never trying, necessarily, to be an outlaw. It was just the place in which I found myself. Votes: 0
I went to the Democratic Convention as a journalist, and returned a cold-blooded revolutionary. Votes: 0
I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time. Votes: 0
I'll call New York for some cash. Votes: 0
I've been studying drugs for years. Votes: 0
Kill the body and the head will die. Votes: 0
My greatest talent is in my ability to choose good friends. It's about as important as things get. Votes: 0
Reality itself is too twisted. Votes: 0
Relax - This won't hurt. Votes: 0
Sex, drugs, and insanity have always worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend them for everyone. Votes: 0
Some people will tell you that slow is good - but I'm here to tell you that fast is better. Votes: 0
Still humping the American Dream Votes: 0
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. Votes: 0
The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life Votes: 0
There's also a down side. Votes: 0
Today's pig is tomorrows bacon! Votes: 0
Too weird to live, too rare to die! Votes: 0
Wake up and ponder the future Votes: 0
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. Votes: 0
You can't miss what you never had. Votes: 0
It never got weird enough for me. Votes: 0