It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. Votes: 20
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. Votes: 4
Predictions are preposterous. Votes: 4
I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why! Votes: 0
I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it! Votes: 0