The Oscar Wilde of Welfare State gentility. Votes: 20
I'd the upbringing a nun would envy. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body. Votes: 11
The humble and meek are thirsting for blood. Votes: 7
Cleanse my heart... Give me the ability to rage correctly Votes: 6
FAY: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity. TRUSCOTT: That is a mistake which has been rectified. Votes: 5
Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum. Votes: 5
The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste. Votes: 4
Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breastfeeding, circumcision. Votes: 3
Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected. Votes: 3
You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin. Votes: 3
Civilizations have been founded and maintained on theories which refused to obey facts. Votes: 3
On our way home we were waiting for the bus when a very fat, pompous-looking woman reeled out of a pub shouting, "Melancholia? Ad nauseam. Votes: 3
It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception. Votes: 3
With madness, as with vomit, it's the passerby who receives the inconvenience. Votes: 2
I'm too amused by the way people carry on to give in to despair. Votes: 0
God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes Votes: 0
People think I write fantasy, but I don't. Some things may be exaggerated or distorted, but they're realistic figures. . . . There's nothing incredible about it. Votes: 0
The humble and meek are thirsting for lood Votes: 0