Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security Votes: 15

Mathematics is no more computation than typing is literature. Votes: 10

The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P]. Votes: 8

Certainty a strange Ferris wheel of a statement! Votes: 8

One must give up the fantasy of a perspicacious gunslinger/investor outwitting the market. Votes: 7

There is something inhuman and vaguely pornographic about statistics... Pornography, on the other hand, with its loosely bound sequences of storyless sexual couplings often has the feel of a statistical survey. Votes: 6

The simple equations that generate the convoluted Mandelbrot fractal have been called the wittiest remarks ever made. Votes: 6

When asked why he doesn't believe in astrology, the logician Raymond Smullyan responds that he's a Gemini and Geminis never believe in astrology. Votes: 6

Data, data everywhere, but not a thought to think. Votes: 6

Mathematicians are a bit like the laconic Vermonter who, when asked if he's lived in the state his whole life, replies, "Not yet." Votes: 5

Innumeracy and pseudoscience are often associated, in part because of the ease with which mathematical certainty can be invoked, to bludgeon the innumerate into a dumb acquiescence. Votes: 3

In listening to stories we tend to suspend disbelief in order to be entertained, whereas in evaluating statistics we generally have an opposite inclination to suspend belief in order not to be beguiled. Votes: 3

The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor. Votes: 3

The fashion pages have always baffled me. In my opinion, the articles appear to be full of gobbledygook as to make the astrology column seem factual by comparison. Votes: 3

Uncertainty would be the only certainty there's, and realizing how to stay with insecurity could be the only protection Votes: 3

Defined broadly enough, mathematics encompasses everything. Votes: 3

The once-surprising existence of non-Euclidean models of Euclid's first four axioms can be seen as a sort of mathematical joke. Votes: 3

I think, therefore I laugh. Votes: 0

So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers. Votes: 0

I used to be surprised and even depressed when I met someone I had admired and discovered him or her to be a jerk or, perhaps worse, rather common. Now I half expect this reaction and even find it a little reassuring, maybe even uplifting. Isn't it amazing that somebody like that could produce such and such. Votes: 0

We ourselves are co-called non-linear dynamical systems... I don't feel quite so pathetic when I interrupt a project to check on some obscure web site or newsgroup or derive an iota of cheer by getting rid of pocketful of change. Votes: 0

A German merchant of the fifteenth century asked an eminent professor where he should send his son for a good business education. The professor responded that German universities would be sufficient to teach the boy addition and subtraction but he would have to go to Italy to learn multiplication and division. Before you smile indulgently, try multiplying or even just adding the Roman numerals CCLXIV, MDCCCIX, DCL, and MLXXXI without first translating them. Votes: 0

In the stock market... You can be right for the wrong reasons or wrong for the right reasons. Votes: 0

How many pizzas are consumed each year in the United States? How many words have you spoken in your life? How many different peoples names appear in the New York Times each year? How many watermelons would fit inside the U.S. Capital building? What is the volume of all the human blood in the world? Votes: 0