If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?' Votes: 15
My hovercraft is full of eels. Votes: 0
No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem. Votes: 0
I don't want to hurt people. Votes: 0
It's only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve. Votes: 0
I don't understand why very, very rich people want to have even more money than they've already got. Votes: 0
He who laughs most, learns best. Votes: 0
Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It's about the willingness to play. Votes: 0
The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around! Votes: 0
years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced. Votes: 0
What's the bleedin' point? Votes: 0
Laughter is a force for democracy. Votes: 0
The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else. Votes: 0
Always start where the energy is. Votes: 0