I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too. Votes: 7
We should all love animals. Votes: 2
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. Votes: 0
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit. Votes: 0
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. Votes: 0
I'm just sayin', I don't like fun Votes: 0
I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see. Votes: 0
How would I know which one I was? Votes: 0
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. Votes: 0
Chinese people age overnight. Votes: 0
A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau Votes: 0
A dog has got human eyes. Votes: 0
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. Votes: 0
Could the world fall? Votes: 0
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine. Votes: 0
Every step starts with a step. Votes: 0
I donât understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture. Votes: 0
I saw a bee have a heart attack... Votes: 0
If you can't do it, don't do it. Votes: 0
If youâre worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks Iâd say your lifeâs pretty good Votes: 0
It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose. Votes: 0
Knowledge is almost annoying... Votes: 0
My brain's just full of passwords. Votes: 0
The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, âOh, God. Look at me hair today.â Votes: 0
The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now. Votes: 0
There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think. Votes: 0
Treat the world like a head. Votes: 0
We all just want to sit on our ass. Votes: 0
We're just a weed in the universe Votes: 0