Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist. Votes: 9
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch. Votes: 9
. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success. Votes: 4
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. Votes: 3
Home is where the heartache is. Votes: 3