Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Votes: 21
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. Votes: 12
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. Votes: 10
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. Votes: 9
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket. Votes: 0
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. Votes: 0
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day. Votes: 0
All the world loves a good loser. Votes: 0
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? Votes: 0
Many a family tree needs trimming Votes: 0
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show. Votes: 0
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. Votes: 0
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it. Votes: 0
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married. Votes: 0
Politics makes strange post-masters. Votes: 0
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility. Votes: 0
You won't skid if you stay in a rut. Votes: 0