What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality? Votes: 5
Love is like skydiving without a parachute. Votes: 4
A wedding is no way to begin a marriage. Votes: 3
Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands. Votes: 3
False hope is better than no hope at all. Votes: 2
A person without regrets is called a corpse. Votes: 0
Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers. Votes: 0
Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it. Votes: 0
Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing. Votes: 0
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father. Votes: 0