It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have. Votes: 2
Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. Votes: 0
Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget. Votes: 0
Me fail english? Thats unpossible. Votes: 0
Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing. Votes: 0
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. Votes: 0
Don't have a cow, man. Votes: 0
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson Votes: 0
Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either. Votes: 0
Me fail English? That's unpossible. Votes: 0
Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else. Votes: 0
The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny. Votes: 0
Think beer; drink beer. Votes: 0
Welcome to Suckersville, man. Votes: 0