I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in. Votes: 4
I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example. Votes: 3
A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on. Votes: 0
Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'. Votes: 0