I spend way more than I should...and way less than I want. Votes: 0
I wouldn't miss the opening of a door. Votes: 0
I'm drunk when it comes to clothes. Votes: 0
Some people say the camera loves me, the truth is, I love the camera. Votes: 0
The best part of a party is getting dressed to go. Votes: 0
You don't want to buy a surprise, because then the surprise is how awful it looks on you. Votes: 0
I tell people all the time I want to be buried naked. I know there will be a store where I'm going. Votes: 0