A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints. Votes: 12
Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper! Votes: 8
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. Votes: 7
The less you talk, the more you're listened to. Votes: 7
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room and say, 'There you are' and those who say, 'Here I am' Votes: 7
It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad. Votes: 6
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister. Votes: 6
If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. Votes: 4
Loneliness is the ultimate poverty. Votes: 4
True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance. Votes: 3
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose. Votes: 2
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires. Votes: 2
If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters." Votes: 1
If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. Votes: 1