Crank up the Beach Boys, Baby. Votes: 17
Short people got no reason to live. Votes: 13
I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people. Votes: 11
I like the idea of taking a true classic written by a true genius and essentially destroying it! Votes: 5
Stay away from drugs. They're not worth it. I've tried, but there's none of them that's worth it. Votes: 0
I always thought my best album was 'Trouble in Paradise.' I was the happiest with that one. Votes: 0
I hate having to wait. Votes: 0
I like Public Enemy a great deal. Votes: 0
I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air. Votes: 0
I'm dreaming of a white president. Votes: 0
There's a million white people better qualified than a black man to be president of America. Votes: 0
We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight, we don't want a bent one. Votes: 0