Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Votes: 34
If Satan should ever replace God he would find it necessary to assume the attributes of Divinity." Votes: 7
Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous. [He is also a fool.] Votes: 0
Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers. Votes: 0
Everybody lies about sex. Votes: 0
If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement. Votes: 0
Never insult anyone by accident. Votes: 0
Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of the Congo was the Big Boss all along. Votes: 0
Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything. Votes: 0
The hardest part of gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false idea occupying that niche. Votes: 0
Never cast pearls before swine. Votes: 0
A hero must hero. Votes: 0
A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom. Votes: 0
Specialization is for insects. Votes: 0
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe. Votes: 0
All men are created unequal. Votes: 0
All my enemies are self-appointed. Votes: 0
Always store beer in a dark place. Votes: 0
An armed man need not fight. Votes: 0
An invention is something that was "impossible" up to then that's why governments grant patents. Votes: 0
Belief gets in the way of learning. Votes: 0
Boats and ships are female because they are beautiful, lovable, expensive and unpredictable. Votes: 0
Budget the luxuries first. Votes: 0
Butterflies are not insects,' Captain John Sterling said soberly. 'They are self-propelled flowers. Votes: 0
Decency is not news. It is buried in the obituaries, but it is a force stronger than crime. Votes: 0
Drop dead-but first get permit Votes: 0
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. Votes: 0
Faith is intellectual laziness. Votes: 0
Gentlemen, let's go row! Votes: 0
Hate always sells well, but for repeat trade and the long pull happiness is sounder merchandise. Votes: 0
How can I possibly put a new idea into your heads, if I do not first remove your delusions? Votes: 0
I never do anything I don't want to do. Nor does anyone, but in my case I am always aware of it. Votes: 0
I think the major problem in growing up is to become sophisticated without becoming cynical. Votes: 0
If Satan should ever replace God he would find it necessary to assume the attributes of Divinity. Votes: 0
It is better to copulate than never. Votes: 0
It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws. Votes: 0
It's better to copulate than not. Votes: 0
Like every living thing its prime characteristic is a blind, unreasoned instinct to survive. Votes: 0
Logic is a feeble reed, friend. Votes: 0
Men are not potatoes! Votes: 0
My old man says when it's time to be counted, the important thing is to be man enough to stand up. Votes: 0
Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it. Votes: 0
Never try to outstubborn a cat. Votes: 0
Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded. Votes: 0
Responsibility cannot be shared. Votes: 0
Secrecy begets tyranny. Votes: 0
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny Votes: 0
Seems to be a deep instinct in human beings for making everything compulsory that isn't forbidden. Votes: 0
Sense is never common. Votes: 0
Specialisation is for insects! Votes: 0
Television leaves no external scars. Votes: 0
The best things in history are accomplished by people who get tired of being shoved around. Votes: 0
The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs. Votes: 0
The commonest weakness of our race is our ability to rationalize our most selfish purposes. Votes: 0
The death rate is the same for us as for anybody ... one person, one death, sooner or later. Votes: 0
The early worm deserves the bird. Votes: 0
The Earth is just too small and fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in. Votes: 0
The less respect an older person deserves the more certain he is to demand it from anyone younger. Votes: 0
The marks won't listen if it's free. Votes: 0
The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove. Votes: 0
The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it. Votes: 0
The saddest thing about ephemerals was that their little lives rarely held time enough for love. Votes: 0
The stars incline, but do not impel. Votes: 0
There will always be survivors. Votes: 0
When one teaches, two learn. Votes: 0
Wisdom includes not getting angry unnecessarily. The Law ignores trifles and the wise man does, too. Votes: 0
You don't pay back, you pay forward. Votes: 0