If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. Votes: 12
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. Votes: 8
Those who go along get along. Votes: 6
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt. Votes: 2
Golf is played with the arms. Votes: 0
If I could have shot 69 in the last round every time, I would have won nine U.S. Opens. Nine! Votes: 0
To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast. Votes: 0
What abandoned course is that? Votes: 0