Being here feels like I'm out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team. Votes: 13
I'm a mama's boy above all. Votes: 8
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. Votes: 6
(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can't stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it. Votes: 0
Most ferocious was Kobe. Fiercest, most competitive, it was Kobe. D Wade is second after that. Votes: 0
But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me. Votes: 0
I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq. Votes: 0
No one calls me out, I'm from LSU. Votes: 0
You're messing up my highlights. Votes: 0
The Miami Heat has the best fans. Votes: 0
Pluto is not a planet, but I am. Votes: 0
I dribble rhymes like basketball... People call me 'E.T.' What's that, Shaq man? 'Extra Tall.' Votes: 0
I have never been a shooter. Votes: 0
I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too. Votes: 0
The Spurs are a great WNBA team. Votes: 0
When you're in championships, it's never about what you do. It's always about what other people do. Votes: 0
I don't get nervous in any situation. There's no such thing as nerves when you're playing games. Votes: 0
I was a medium-level juvenile delinquent from Newark who always dreamed about doing a movie. Votes: 0
I'm short and to the point. Votes: 0
One lucky shot deserves another. Votes: 0
All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert. Votes: 0
He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says. Votes: 0
I am a tropical black man. Votes: 0
I do what I do. Always. Votes: 0
I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from. Votes: 0
I don't have to shoot from more than two feet. I'm top 50. I've got 23,000 from where I shoot. Votes: 0
I know that this is sport first and business second, and people have to do what's right for them. Votes: 0
I love the Miami atmosphere. Votes: 0
I respect the older guys. Votes: 0
I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby. Votes: 0
I... am... the son of Jor-El! Votes: 0
If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen. Votes: 0
I'll hit them when it matters. Votes: 0
I'm a very quotatious person. Votes: 0
I'm George Bush. I'm the president. Votes: 0
I'm known as The Big Baryshnikov. Votes: 0
I'm playing like Eric Dampier. Votes: 0
I'm pretty much able to play any style. I'm not here to demand 40 or 50 shots. But I would like 30. Votes: 0
I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after. Votes: 0
I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble. Votes: 0
I'm the master marketer. Votes: 0
Incense. Books. Just weird. Votes: 0
It is not about how much money you make. The question is are you educated enough to KEEP it. Votes: 0
It matters in a fatherly way. Votes: 0
I've read that same formula, but as an athlete I'm classified as phenomenal. You could look it up. Votes: 0
Jealous punks can't stop my dunks. Votes: 0
My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up. Votes: 0
My message to little kids who aspire to be anything they want to be is to listen to their parents. Votes: 0
Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. Votes: 0
Stay out of the gentlemen's clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused. Votes: 0
Tell them it was a foul. Votes: 0
The Big Cactus. I will stick you. Votes: 0
We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach. Votes: 0
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). Votes: 0
Win or lose, I am programmed to do more. That's because I am the other son of Jorel - Superman. Votes: 0
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. Votes: 0
You know, I'm very photogenic. Votes: 0