I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up. Votes: 7
I married a damned cereal killer Votes: 3
I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe) I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan) Votes: 0
Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta. Votes: 0
Be the best at what you're good at Votes: 0
Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same. Votes: 0
Everybody won't like everything you write. Some people won't like anything you write. Get over it. Votes: 0
ignore the pain, play through it. Votes: 0
I'm not living in the shadows anymore. I want to walk in the sun. But I can't do that without you. Votes: 0
Mummy's coming home late tonight. It'll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. Votes: 0