The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant. Votes: 5
I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome Votes: 0
Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels Votes: 0
I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke. Votes: 0
Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*. Votes: 0
Cigarrettes make you look cool Votes: 0
I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley. Votes: 0
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo Votes: 0
I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american. Votes: 0
I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans. Votes: 0
i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT. Votes: 0
I'm the Legendary Radio Head Votes: 0
Immerse your soul in love. Votes: 0
It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god Votes: 0
It's the devil's way now There is no way out You can scream and you can shout It is too late now Votes: 0
I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant. Votes: 0
Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon. Votes: 0
Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money. Votes: 0
People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit. Votes: 0
People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere. Votes: 0
Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey Votes: 0
The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers. Votes: 0
The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times. Votes: 0
Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain Votes: 0
What the hell am I doing here? Votes: 0
When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke. Votes: 0
When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant. Votes: 0
While you make pretty speeches I'm being cut to shreds You feed me to the lions A delicate balance Votes: 0
You are my centre when I spin away. Votes: 0
You cannot kickstart a dead horse Votes: 0
you have not been / paying attention Votes: 0