Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.
Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.
I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.
Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.
We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed.
I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf.
I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.
Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.
What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.
When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.