Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. Votes: 17
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent. Votes: 13
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it. Votes: 8
Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room. Votes: 6
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately. Votes: 6
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine. Votes: 5
If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help. Votes: 4
Hurry up and learn patience. Votes: 3
There is nothing personal about a personal ad. Votes: 3
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut. Votes: 2
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven. Votes: 1