I had a very funny family. Votes: 8
I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves. Votes: 1
I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs. Votes: 0
Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day. Votes: 0
There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong? Votes: 0
Hitler was about population control. Votes: 0
Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time. Votes: 0
Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart! Votes: 0
I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff. Votes: 0
I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do Votes: 0
I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff. Votes: 0
I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need? Votes: 0
I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim? Votes: 0
I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else. Votes: 0
I really like just super dry comedy. Votes: 0
I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins. Votes: 0
I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me. Votes: 0
Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography. Votes: 0
Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place. Votes: 0
Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there. Votes: 0
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. Votes: 0
The Jews are just clumsy bakers. Votes: 0