I don't go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn't feel fun to me.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.