When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.
It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'
Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.