I love Christmas, not just because of the presents but because of all the decorations and lights and the warmth of the season.
I get very unsettled by the mess of Christmas. I find the decorations a little bit hard, as my desire for everything to match is never fully satisfied.
I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.
A Christian should resemble a fruit tree with real fruit, not a Christmas tree with decorations tied on
Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.
All New Years is to me is for taking down your dumb Christmas decorations. People who put up Christmas decorations, all they're saying is, 'Hey, we're not Jews.'
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.