Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
Christmas is the season of joy, of holiday greetings exchanged, of gift-giving,and of families united.
It was not perhaps the warmest friendship in the world, they would not send each other Christmas gift greetings, but they would not murder each other.
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
Greetings and death to our enemies.