Marriage is the death of hope.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
Even death is wonderful because, as Woody Allen says, we're not going to know when it happens.
I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn't all been that way is simply down to some random quirk of fate.
The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I'm their biggest fan now!
Billy Joe Shaver