Marriage is the death of hope. Votes: 3
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. Votes: 3
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Votes: 3
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Votes: 3
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . Votes: 3
Even death is wonderful because, as Woody Allen says, we're not going to know when it happens. Votes: 0
I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn't all been that way is simply down to some random quirk of fate. Votes: 3 Antony Sher
The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living. Votes: 4 Marcus Tullius Cicero
Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I'm their biggest fan now! Votes: 6 Billy Joe Shaver