Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?
The Black skin is not a badge of shame, but rather a glorious symbol of national greatness.
Coffee is a language in itself.
Drinking bear is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.