Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. Votes: 1
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! Votes: 0
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Votes: 4 Sun Tzu
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. Votes: 7 Mitch Hedberg
With all due disrespect... Votes: 3 Sir Topless Bottomley