I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress?
The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Girlfriends, indeed: the anti-video game.