In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices.
It's funny, one of the reasons why I never wear my glasses any more is that, when I was younger, a guy once said that he liked me until he found out that I wear glasses.
Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.
Funny is an attitude.
Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.