Honestly, my sales pitch when I was a kid was, 'You don't want these Girl Scout cookies, do you?' If I had to push my own books, I'd stop writing. I hate the conflation of marketing and writing.
God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.
What are you doing here?" [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies," I said. "Want some? The Samoas are terrific." (Max II to Max)
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
A Scout is never taken by surprise; he knows exactly what to do when anything unexpected happens.