I would love to close my eyes and see myself with my girlfriend when we're 99 years old and I have a pipe and she's knitting a sweater, and I hope that's the way it goes. I think it's a challenge every day.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.
Eyes shows lies.
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.