What in heaven's name is strange about a grandmother dancing nude? I'll bet lots of grandmothers do it.
I'm a church boy. I got whuppin's. So I'm afraid at any moment my grandmother could just swing down from heaven with a switch.
Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved each other.
A Grandmother is a safe haven.
Suzette Haden Elgin
Sincerity is the way to heaven.