I'm so sorry, but
you provoked me.
I was drunk.
it was actually your fault.
I didn't mean it.
I was having a bad day.
the timing was off.
I love you.
you're wrong.
you're annoying.
it was the PMS talking.
you need help.
I just can't help myself.
I had a bad childhood.
the stars were crossed.
Mercury was in retrograde.
I'm an addict.
sincere
I hope you'll accept such a well-articulated apology.
half-assed
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