I like the beach and would also love to learn golf because I think it is rather elegant for an older lady.
The difference between men and women seems to be this: I can argue with my promoter downstairs, accuse him of ripping me off, and 20 minutes later we'll be playing golf together. With a lady, the same argument can go on for, like, years.
Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough courses.
You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.