Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Around the holidays, or anytime I'm going on vacation, I try to bump up my cardio or lose a pound before leaving.
We can no longer stand for the Security Council passing resolutions and then in effect heaving alongside and taking a vacation. We cannot leave it to the secretary general to go cap in hand.
The thing I love most about going on vacation is that I get to leave behind any kind of schedule. My entire life is scheduled from morning to night, and when I'm on vacation, there is no schedule.
Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'