Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood... she just jokes.
Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.
I am not against marriage - without marriage, ninety-nine percent jokes will disappear from the world. How I can be against marriage? I am all for it.
I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.