As a child, I wanted to marry a farmer, but no doubt the reality would have been very different to the idyll in my head.
When I was a kid, my dream was to be a farmer and marry Charlie Brown. I wanted to rescue him and make him happy. Besides, he was always lusting after the little redhead girl.
You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.