Hey, hot cheeks! A hand smacked my ass and I shrieked. Spinning around, I glared at Dan Ottoman, a blond, pimply, clarinet player from band. He leered back at me and winkedNever took you for a player, girl, he said, trying to ooze charm but reminding me of a dirty Kermit the FrogCome down to band sometime. I've got a flute you can play - Julie Kagawa