I still love red velvet cake.
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.
Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
Red, of course, is the colour of the interior of our bodies. In a way it's inside out, red.
I think Andy Kaufman is to comedy what the Velvet Underground was to music - it's like, 80 thousand records sold, but everybody who bought one started a band.