There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
Ich wünschte ein Shakespeare zu sein und wurde ein Shaw.
Shaw, George Bernard
I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh.
To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.