My first conscious thought of 'I should be like that and not like this' was probably at about six, and I was playing with... I have a twin brother, and we were playing with our twin cousins, who are a boy and a girl.
Boy, do I hate to lose.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.